Friday, July 28, 2023

Infusion Therapy Results in Super Bowl Cogitations

Training camp has opened up for the Washington Commanders and there is an energy surge of palpable proportions.

One fan was able to light fluorescent bulbs with his fingers he was so juiced.

Prediction: Super Bowl, Baby.

Well now it is irresponsible, naive and ignorant to predict a Super Bowl Champeenship for the Commanders in Josh Harris' first year. But that's what I am doing.

I'm picking the longest of long shots to win the Super Bowl. Some how(ell). Some way.

I'm picking C-Rod over B-Rob in receiving yards. B-Rob over AG in rushing yards. AG over Logan Thomas in receiving yards. Chase Young over Montez in sacks.

And stunningly, Chase Young over Emmanuel Forbes in total turnovers harvested.

Jahan Dotson leads the league in red zone TDs. Scary Terry over 1,500 yards receiving. Sam Howell 500 yards rushing.

All in one game against the Cowboys.

It's good to be home.

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